HASSLEHOFF'S ACTING CLASS

THE SIX EMOTIONS OF DAVID HASSLEHOFF

"Hi this is David Hasslehoff, you might remember me from such American programmes such as "Baywatch" and "Knight Rider". Since then my career has hit the skids, big time!, so I've now signed a multi-pence deal with the Z celeb crew to present how I perform emotions on camera, so you budding actors of the future will be ready to do the same. 

So my friends I leave you now, please take your time studding these epic pictures of great talent, your seeing six years of acting school here . Enjoy."

                                                                                              - Hasslehoff

- "HAPPY"

- "PUZZLED"

- "EVEN MORE PUZZLED"

- "CHARMING"

- "LAUGHING"

- "TWAT"

"There you have it folks, my six emotions which got me two memorable parts on American cable TV. I know what you're thinking, where's "angry"? well I don't get angry. No it's true! Well apart from when I've been on the Cocaine a bit too much, but hey don't we all? 

Right, Am off to get back on the beak. Later...."

                                                                           - Hasslehoff